Have you heard the one?

Our Lance has the funniest sense of humor.

We have been told many, many times that children with the type of disabilities like Lance's, do not understand abstract ideas and concepts. They most often will have tons of fun and laugh, but will not comprehend or tell jokes. This is not the case with Lance, he loves jokes, jokes of all kinds. Every single teacher he has ever had, has told us that Lance is so funny and has the greatest sense of humor.

We know this because we have been the recipients of many a jokes or one liners. The funny thing is, they come out of the blue when you least expect them.

Here are a few of the ones he has told us, with his classic follow up line. These are for my family's benefit.


Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide. Get it??? Other side, other slide???

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly. Get it??? Clock flying out the window???

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
A: Where is Pop corn? Get it??? Pop corn, Dad corn???

What kind of movies do pirates go to?
A: Arrrrr rated ones. Get it??? R rated, G rated???

What did Captain Hook want for breakfast?
A: Peter Pancake. Get it??? Peter Pan...cake??? Like pancake??? Get it???

We are so blessed that Lance doesn't fit the mold, God can do amazing things.